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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2730 on: July 11, 2016, 05:11:02 pm »
Granted, but it's always rotten.

I wish crows didn't exist.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2731 on: July 13, 2016, 02:38:38 pm »
Granted, due to an extremely common and ecologically varied group of species going extinct, ecosystems around the world start to collapse.

I wish for a large pepperoni pizza with a side order of buffalo wings.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2732 on: July 13, 2016, 05:06:15 pm »
Granted.  They're thrown at your face.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2733 on: July 13, 2016, 07:58:41 pm »
Granted, it's dropped directly on you.

I wish for a higher alcohol tolerance.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2734 on: July 13, 2016, 08:53:27 pm »
Granted, your tolerence is so high you can't get any kind of buzz from Alcohol or any other drug.

I wish the real Orson Scott Card would suddenly break free from whatever prison he's being held in and get rid of the bigoted hack that's been impersonating him for the last decade or so.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2735 on: November 07, 2018, 06:09:17 pm »
Granted. He is convicted of murder and sentenced to death.

I wish I had the power of teleportation. No limit on range, perfect accuracy, can bring anything I could carry.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2736 on: November 07, 2018, 07:17:30 pm »
Granted. But it only works once.

I wish I  had the power to control the wind within a quarter mile radius.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2737 on: November 07, 2018, 10:31:32 pm »
Granted. I'm not even kidding, technically you can already do that as a side effect of your regular digestive process.

I wish to set them free.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2738 on: November 08, 2018, 04:15:48 am »
Granted you've set THEM free.



I wish for Jacob Harrison's cousin would find his posts about how he wants to bang her.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2739 on: December 10, 2018, 04:51:01 am »
Granted, but then they make a sex tape, and she posts it on here on his behalf.

I wish I was in Deltarune tbh.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2740 on: April 27, 2019, 10:46:03 am »
Granted, but something goes wrong in an ironic way.

I wish to revive all of the dormant threads, starting with this one.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2741 on: April 28, 2019, 09:19:38 am »
Granted, but they all sharply decrease in quality.

I wish for people to give me free vidya games and consoles on command.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2742 on: April 28, 2019, 11:55:04 pm »
Granted, but they're all haunted versions of games you read about in creepypastas. The graphics and dialogue are fucked and it all ends with you getting bumraped by skeletons or something.

I wish for a bucket.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2743 on: April 29, 2019, 03:44:50 am »
Granted. The bucket is placed on your head by the infamous Skyrim man and he steals all of your stuff. But hey, at least you have a bucket now.

I wish I had a car that always functioned properly and never broke down.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2744 on: April 29, 2019, 04:08:44 am »
Granted, but you can never find a servo with working pumps.

I wish I was more patient.