Granted. You hear no bad news. You hear no good news. In fact, you hear nothing as you have been permanently deafened... Justin Bieber unexpectedly dropped around your house for a spot of afternoon tea (Darjeeling, triangular cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, fishpaste on saltines, the usual). He was spotted by a young female fan who immediately started texting. You now have a good idea of the sheer decibel level that can be generated by the massed vocal chords of 1,475 12/13 year old female teenies.
I wish for a Gibson Custom Shop SG Custom VOS.