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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #825 on: July 25, 2012, 01:19:51 pm »
Granted. The commandant will allow you to enter without paying if you become his sex slave for a week. Hope you like hot wax on your junk!

I wish Sword of the Stars II could run on Windows XP.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #826 on: July 25, 2012, 01:59:38 pm »
Granted, but XP now looks like Windows 8.

I wish Windows 8 doesn't suck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #827 on: July 25, 2012, 02:18:46 pm »
Granted, but all future Microsoft releases suck.

I wish I had my place to myself.
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #828 on: July 25, 2012, 03:24:58 pm »
Granted, but "your place" is now a solitary confinement cell in a federal prison.

I wish Andy Schaflay would shut down Conservapedia
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #829 on: July 25, 2012, 08:49:49 pm »
Granted, they edit all of Wikipedia's articles and it stays.

I wish that a Apocalypse would finally happen.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #830 on: July 27, 2012, 02:36:49 pm »
Quote from: tygerarmy on July 25, 2012, 08:49:49 pm
Granted, they edit all of Wikipedia's articles and it stays.

I wish that a Apocalypse would finally happen.
Granted. Apocalypse arrives and is defeated by the X-Men

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I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #831 on: July 27, 2012, 04:36:10 pm »
Granted.  However, to receive the benefits of your wish, you have to fill out five pages of paperwork.  You are to lazy to do so, and the magic of your wish expires.

I wish I could break my caffeine addiction.
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RIP Tony Benn (1925 - 2014)

"There is no moral difference between a stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. Both kill innocent people for political reasons."

“If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.”

"I'm not frightened about death. I don't know why, but I just feel that at a certain moment your switch is switched off, and that's it. And you can't do anything about it."

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #832 on: July 27, 2012, 08:09:23 pm »
Granted, you break it by replacing it with a crystal meth addiction.

I wish I could be more motivated to clean my apartment.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #833 on: July 27, 2012, 08:41:50 pm »
Granted, but you're more motivated to get it dirtier.

I wish for some fish and chips.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #834 on: July 28, 2012, 12:22:30 am »
You get a fish made of chips. Well, more like a shark. It's hungry, too.

I wish I could get out of my current funk.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #835 on: July 28, 2012, 04:36:18 am »
Granted, but you get into dated disco instead, which turns out to by much worse.

I wish for a top hat.
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RIP Tony Benn (1925 - 2014)

"There is no moral difference between a stealth bomber and a suicide bomber. Both kill innocent people for political reasons."

“If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.”

"I'm not frightened about death. I don't know why, but I just feel that at a certain moment your switch is switched off, and that's it. And you can't do anything about it."

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #836 on: July 28, 2012, 12:30:18 pm »
Granted, but that top hat is made of muffins that you're never allowed to eat, and they eventually become stale and moldy atop your head.

I wish for my house to be permanently free of bugs and other pests.
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #837 on: July 28, 2012, 01:09:51 pm »
Granted, it's now haunted.

I wish I had a safe and properly working and connected teleporters in both my buddies and my rooms.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #838 on: July 28, 2012, 05:06:14 pm »
Granted. The government uses eminent domain to evict you from your home and secretly kidnaps your friends under the pretext of terrorism. Your buddies are dissected alive and turned into living fixtures in order to expand the size of the teleporting domain in their innards. Commandeered for fearsome and covert purposes, they have no mouths and they must scream. The despair and guilt ultimately drives you insane: if only I hadn't forgotten that apostrophe, you think—over and over and over again.

I wish for pound cake.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #839 on: July 28, 2012, 05:14:43 pm »
Granted. It goes to your thighs... and  then you explode.

I wish for a banana.
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