I really shouldn't but:
Washington: You there! Shine his shoes boy.
Lincoln: WTF George.
Jefferson: Wait, he has shiny shoes. Give us your shoes [something word...]
JFK: Should I kick him? I could lift him off his feet from here.
Dubbya: Hike his britches!
Jackson: When's the lynching going to start? I came for the BBQ.
Clinton: Taft's lost 120 lbs, give him a round of applause lads.
Irish Bum: Shit. I thought they were going to sing "Peaches".